Dear Abena,

I Am Grieving Father from Far Away Kingston...

Dear girl, mi name Inspector Stubbs of Kingston, Jamaica. Yes, mon I am old man 60 years and a Jamaican patriarch, raise up five good sons.

My youngest though, is causing me nuff worry. I have one 25 year old son who decide me ketch a beat backshot on mi 40 year adulteress girlfriend.

This is real troubled man! me owna youth? that make me want to run from Jamaican and live in the island of Britain

Mi heart break you know! My woman, me never look at her one daughter. This crassis lady, mi so vex that I would like to give both a dem back a shot seh yah know, eeh Abena?

Dear Abena, mon, you cyaan come a goan Kingston, dem a need your help down here, yah eeh.

Mi big question now is: Yow you give me advice? Should I dole out a good bludgeoning to show dem wah gorn? A or should wait until them wicked children come a Jamaica wi next month for big family celebration?

Hope to hear from u soon. Please reply Abena.

Tanks in advance. Gawd bless yaaaa!